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I have made one of my new migrant dorfs my new broker and nicknamed him CMOT. :D

http://jumpingjacktrash.tumblr.com/post/83995282049/so-ive-been-rereading-discworld-books-lately

peoplemask:

jumpingjacktrash:

so i’ve been rereading discworld books lately. first i reread the vimes books. then i reread the von lipwig books. and then i was gonna reread the witches books, but i thought to myself… you know what you haven’t done in years, jesse? you haven’t read the series from the actual beginning!

I think I would love Discworld a lot more if I’d not gone with my gut impulse and started with the first two. Mostly because they were riffing on a lot of tropes that I’d mostly managed to avoid.

I never, ever recommend starting at the beginning, because really, The Color of Magic just kind of sucks. I actually got in a book-recommendation argument with someone who was passionately invested in always reading series in ‘the correct order’, trying to steer them AWAY from doing that with Discworld.

Color of Magic doesn’t have the humor, it doesn’t have the character development, and mostly it doesn’t have the depth.

songscloset:

ceruleancynic:

pterobat:

wigglyflippingout:

loononthepond:

enigmaticagentalice:


Lady Sybil Vimes (née Ramkin) Duchess of Ankh

If you don’t think Lady Sybil is absolutely wonderful and perfect then I don’t even know what to say to you
Lady Sybil who breeds swamp dragons in her spare time
Lady Sybil who once faced down a dragon the size of a street by scolding it firmly
Lady Sybil who sang part of a dwarf opera from memory in order to diffuse a sticky political situation
Lady Sybil who, when kidnapped by werewolves, escaped out of the window and belted one of them around the head with a log…while pregnant
Lady Sybil who darns her husbands socks personally, despite the fact that she is rich enough to buy a new pair every day for the rest of their lives if need be
Lady Sybil, founder of The Sunshine Sanctuary for Sick Dragons AND The Lady Sybil Free Hospital, one of the few hospitals where people actually come out alive
Lady Sybil who has friends and connections around the world and is on a first name basis with Lord Vetinari
Lady Sybil who is one of the kindest, most compassionate, most open-minded characters in the Discworld series, who is endlessly patient and reasonable, who shows tremendous courage in the face of danger, who treats everyone she meets as a equal despite her privileged upbringing and who never compromises her principles or deserts those in need
Lady Sybil <3

Is this a fanart or an OC? I want to make fanart of this character, like right now.

fanart! she’s from Discworld aw yiss

Start with “Guards! Guards!”

the woman was a city

Oh god Lady Sybil is joy and perfection. Sam Vimes is so lucky she fell for him (although I can see her point, he is pretty snazzy himself).*happy sigh*

Yes, she’s marvelous!
…even if she does insist Sam eat healthy food. :P How nice to see fan art of such an under-appreciated character. I love the detail of the oh-so-practical dragon perch pad on the frilly dress.

songscloset:

ceruleancynic:

pterobat:

wigglyflippingout:

loononthepond:

enigmaticagentalice:

Lady Sybil Vimes (née Ramkin) Duchess of Ankh

If you don’t think Lady Sybil is absolutely wonderful and perfect then I don’t even know what to say to you

  • Lady Sybil who breeds swamp dragons in her spare time
  • Lady Sybil who once faced down a dragon the size of a street by scolding it firmly
  • Lady Sybil who sang part of a dwarf opera from memory in order to diffuse a sticky political situation
  • Lady Sybil who, when kidnapped by werewolves, escaped out of the window and belted one of them around the head with a log…while pregnant
  • Lady Sybil who darns her husbands socks personally, despite the fact that she is rich enough to buy a new pair every day for the rest of their lives if need be
  • Lady Sybil, founder of The Sunshine Sanctuary for Sick Dragons AND The Lady Sybil Free Hospital, one of the few hospitals where people actually come out alive
  • Lady Sybil who has friends and connections around the world and is on a first name basis with Lord Vetinari
  • Lady Sybil who is one of the kindest, most compassionate, most open-minded characters in the Discworld series, who is endlessly patient and reasonable, who shows tremendous courage in the face of danger, who treats everyone she meets as a equal despite her privileged upbringing and who never compromises her principles or deserts those in need
  • Lady Sybil <3

Is this a fanart or an OC? I want to make fanart of this character, like right now.

fanart! she’s from Discworld aw yiss

Start with “Guards! Guards!”

the woman was a city

Oh god Lady Sybil is joy and perfection. Sam Vimes is so lucky she fell for him (although I can see her point, he is pretty snazzy himself).

*happy sigh*

Yes, she’s marvelous!

…even if she does insist Sam eat healthy food. :P How nice to see fan art of such an under-appreciated character. I love the detail of the oh-so-practical dragon perch pad on the frilly dress.

airyairyquitecontrary:

hobbitkaiju:

jiggit:

seiya234:

fullmetalsayaka:

Discworld Dream Cast  Idris Elba as Samuel Vimes

jiggit look!

(also those pics of him from Pacific Rim and thor work REALLY well in this zomfg)

(now I’m imagining him with the scar and it got EVEN MORE AWESOME)

verygibbous sixteentons partially-stars

i’m so glad this is gaining momentum heck yeah

I’ve always privately cast Bruce Willis, but this is EVEN BETTER fjffjslkdfjSLDKFJASKDF

THERE IS NO SENSIBLE REASON WHY NOT

Wow.

None of the art or other fancastings I’ve seen for Vimes felt right, and Elba DOES. Holy shit, he could do Sam Vimes so well.

agentquinn:

lslines:

addertwist:

agentquinn:

okay so i actually have a headcanon drunken vetinari (don’t you judge me)

but basically i see him staying entirely the same except for blown out pupils, just completely composed and spotting a tiny, slightly self-satisfied smile that he has when he’s pleased 

except he turns into a fucking kleptomaniac

shows up in the party suddenly wearing a hat and going like ‘i stole this hat from someone. i like this hat.’

taking people’s shoes and building an impressive little pyramid out of them in some empty room

not actually sleeping with women but doing this drawn out speech where he convinces them that they are wonderful and that they should marry him and the ladies usually don’t know whether to laugh or say yes

and then he steals their shoes

(i’m talking about younger vetinari mostly i think the older version has calmed down on the proposing)

getting into fights except he subjugates his fighting partners and sits on them and shushes them and pets their face for a while (and steals their shoes)

if he’s REALLY really drunk he tries to blend into his background and succeeds only marginally and suddenly people can spot him standing still, half behind a curtain with a barely controlled tiny laugh and a weird hat (it’s okay tho, because everyone’s drunk at that point)  

The number of drunken wizards’ hats he could acquire, tho’.

#just imagine all the blustering wizards slowly being de-hatted through the course of the night

I am so very here for Vetinari slowly and steadily acquiring a tower of wizard hats over the evening. He wears all of them at once.

WELL YOU JUST MADE THIS POST 100 % BETTER 

slightlylions:

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Ankh-Morpork City Watch

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       - Ankh-Morpork City Watch Oath

"I will do what I told otherwise I get my goohuloog head kicked in."

       - Ankh-Morpork City Watch Oath for Troll Officers under Acting-Constable Detritus