Musician, writer, artist, gardener, Jane-of-all-trades.

I keep astonishingly busy with a wide variety of things and this blog may seem random in consequence. Expect Mass Effect fanfic (including the ongoing saga of pilot-lovin' Rhi Shepard), thoughts on disability, politics, and a liberal helping of goats. Especially baby goats.

 

Headcanon Wednesday: If it flies it’ll do

Joker always knew he’d have to get all the flight hours he could get to prove himself. The minute he was cleared for solos he started getting them, in any way he could. In the navy he volunteered for extra duty and ‘graciously’ took over for members of the flight crew who wanted a break to nurse their hangovers. On his personal time, he did just about everything else: he’d pick up an odd job moving an old freighter in-system when he had a week of shore leave or run shuttle hops from god-knows-where to the sticks and back again. He volunteered with a Mercy Flights organization, using the ancient donated upper-atmo ships to pluck injured out of remote locations, and with an astro-aeronautics museum, moving their museum-piece birds from the wrecking yards to the restoration hangars.

He has official thanks for some of that work, and a little plaque from the MF people, but he always felt a bit guilty about it. He wasn’t in it to help people, after all; just to fly a few more hours on a few more ships. (Though he did love that museum.)

As a result, Joker had an astonishing number of flight-hours logged before he landed his first coveted First Flight Officer position, two postings before Normandy — and those hours were on an impressive variety of ships: new, old, sleek, cumbersome, FTL enabled and not, whole and sound or coming apart as he landed on a thruster and a prayer. He’d even flown the fighters the Alliance wouldn’t let him touch, albeit only from one berth to another.

After the war, with the combined navies of the Citadel Races in shambles and populations of desperate people fighting to survive in remote wilderness and bombed out cities, those skills became useful again.

The navy’s ships were at a premium, but there were still ships: rusted metal birds in the sad yards where old equipment goes to die; carefully maintained relics in the private hangars of collectors; forgotten models still working tiny airfields in places that seemed a century behind. They were all desperately needed.

And so was Joker.

They just won’t stop it, I swear.

"God DAMN," Jack said. "Do you two have to be cute all the time? You’re gonna make me sick.”

Jack said ‘cute’ in the same tone of voice others might have used for ‘covered in sewage.’

Joker removed his head from Rhi’s shoulder, but not his arm from around her waist. He had it wrapped underneath her shirt just above the band of her jeans, and it was happy there, damn it.

"We spent an entire galactic war being very definitely un-cute," he said reasonably. "There’s build-up.”

"Definitely," Rhi agreed. She leaned over to brush a kiss on the nape of his neck, then said to Jack, "You should be glad there aren’t… I don’t know. Little floaty hearts and shit."

"With smiley faces," Joker added.

Jack rolled her eyes. “I need like, ten more drinks to deal with you two.”

"You have ice cream?” Joker’s eye’s lit with greed. Frivolities had been rare since the war. “Damn. Why don’t you ever invite me to these little gatherings?”

Khalisah mock-scowled at him. “You’re annoying.”

"I know. It’s one of my best features," Joker said modestly. He opened his mouth to accept the spoonful of deliciousness Rhi’d loaded up for him.

Khalisah turned her mock-glare on Shepard. “And you encourage him!”

Rhi shrugged. “What can I say? I like to foster talent.”

Best wife-CO,” Joker managed, through a rather-large mouthful of peanut-butter chocolate swirl.

Sunset & Evening Star, Chapter 12: Memoria

It’s 43 minutes past Tuesday here on the West coast of the US, so I didn’t quite get it posted when I hoped for. BUT I DID IT. IT IS A THING THAT IS DONE.

Well, kind of.

I’m pretty sure there’s a kiss in there that needs some more work. And many other things, as well.

But it’s past midnight-thirty and I’m going to bed. 

It’s also over here at ff.net.

Because Sinvraal was talking about biotic fetishists…

"So…" Joker waggled his eyebrows suggestively and ran his finger around Rhi’s implant, "What about this?"

She twitched her head away. “Told you. It tickles.”

Not what I meant.”

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actual scene from mass effect probably

shepard: so joker how'd you get assigned as the normandy's pilot?

joker: it's actually a funny story I stole it and they were so durned impressed they made me the pilot

shepard: really

joker: no lol who would believe that bullshit

Headcanon Wednesday: Military Exceptionalism

faejilly:

fragilespark replied to your post “calibre sorting issues blurgh? also, I had a good therapy…”

anything military headcanon or Joker!

At first glance, the military would be a terrible place for anyone with a physical disability.  They medically or honorably discharge you for that, in fact, because no matter how advanced the technology becomes, at a very basic level, the powers-that-be want everyone to be able to drag themselves and their team-mates out of the suck if necessary, even if all they’ve got left to their name are their dog-tags and determination.

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This is awesome. I’ve always skated around this question, and your explanation of an almost never used regulatory requirement is perfect — it’s very believable to me that the rule could be there but intentionally unpublicized, with the process made as bureaucratically difficult as possible.

Also, I applaud Representative Goyle for having the foresight to draft a law that allows room for future development. :)

Legal/political headcanon totally accepted! (the family part is lovely Faejilly Joker and shall be left to that incarnation).

(EDIT to add: also we hates the comic, hates it precious.)

shadesofmauve:

Joker counted himself as only a mediocre baker, at best — cooking was far more his speed — but he also knew a thing or two about Shepard’s standards where food was concerned. Low was the operative word, there. He was pretty sure his attempts at a birthday cake would more than rise to the occasion.
(It’s still the 11th where I live!)

This is from last year, but since I didn’t manage to do any original arts today (at least, that the internet’ll see — there’s still a chance I sketch something the old fashioned way while playing pathfinder) I thought I’d bring it back around!
Joker wouldn’t tell her what he’d made, so she chose to arm herself with a spork so she’d be ready for anything.

shadesofmauve:

Joker counted himself as only a mediocre baker, at best — cooking was far more his speed — but he also knew a thing or two about Shepard’s standards where food was concerned. Low was the operative word, there. He was pretty sure his attempts at a birthday cake would more than rise to the occasion.

(It’s still the 11th where I live!)

This is from last year, but since I didn’t manage to do any original arts today (at least, that the internet’ll see — there’s still a chance I sketch something the old fashioned way while playing pathfinder) I thought I’d bring it back around!

Joker wouldn’t tell her what he’d made, so she chose to arm herself with a spork so she’d be ready for anything.

April 11, 2187

[cut on the off-chance that someone does not want to read a spoiler for Shepard’s status at the end of my fic Sunset and Evening Star]

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