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I have NEVER heard of anyone going from house to house to find the penis that perfectly fits the condom they found on the stairs. 
In fact most people, when finding a condom on the stairs, avert their eyes and try to change the conversation to something innocuous.
Tumblr, you and I remember our fairy tales very differently.

I have NEVER heard of anyone going from house to house to find the penis that perfectly fits the condom they found on the stairs.

In fact most people, when finding a condom on the stairs, avert their eyes and try to change the conversation to something innocuous.

Tumblr, you and I remember our fairy tales very differently.

(Source: fuks)

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